Dear Uncle John is now on my Facbeook

John
So when will your Daddy come into the 21st century and get a facebook?

Martha
father dearest will not be getting a facebook

John
You won't allow it?

Martha
yes, and my word is royal decree.

John
You are mean!

Martha
haha

I showed him a blog I started one time, and he ended up checking it every single day and commenting on it

so I made sure that the rest of the blogs I posted were about sex

so he wouldn't talk to me about them

John
Maybe he is just too old. That would work.

Martha
Too bald

John
Good point

Scholarship Hungry

So, Spring Semester of my Senior Year, it's Scholarship time. The problem is, I'm applying, but not getting any. So I've come to a small state of panic because I don't know where else to turn to.

This is how desperate I am: Today in the mail, I received some something or another about how I've become selected to participate in the Miss North Carolina pageant. Now, I'm not stupid enough to be flattered by this, when I know that everyone in a 50 mile radius of me probably got the same letter. But, when I saw that the grand prize was a scholarship (as well as a few door busters with $250 scholarships), I actually considered it. I'll get back to you if I actually decide to do it.

Snot Factory

I love how blogs give me the freedom to talk about anything and everything that no one wants to listen to otherwise. Let's talk about how much snot I've been producing in the past week.

I had no idea how much snot one person could produce. I've been through a jumbo box of tissues this week. If I could harvest all the snot coming from my nose this week, I could feed a 3rd world country for a week. I feel like I'm shooting bullets when I blow my nose.

Things I'm looking forward to:

1) This Thursday. January, the 14th. Approximately between 3 and 4:30, the momentous occasion will happen when after my Senior Project Speech, I can breathe a sigh of relief, and move on with my life.

2) February 2nd. YAY! Lost, Season 6 comes on! I've only been a Lost fan since this summer, when I watched all the episodes in a matter of months, but since then I've re watched almost all of the episodes a second time. I'll probably spend the majority of this lazy weekend watching some Lost shows again. I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it.

3) March 5th. Through the Looking Glass comes out! It has two of my favorite actresses, Helena Bonham Carter, and Anne Hathaway.

4) February 17th. I'm looking forward to this day, but I'm also dreading this day. That is when the faculty of NC School of the Arts will mail my acceptance or denial letter. I really want to know, but I also don't want to have to decided between UNCG and UNCSA. But I think right now, I would just rather know whether or not I've made it. I applied back in October.

Bunny talk

This reminds me of a Veggie Tales song.

The bunny
The bunny
Oh, I ate the bunny

The end.

I keep having dreams about bunnies. Receiving them, naming them, loving them, and then waking up and having my dreams taken away from me yet again. Then I hear of two of my friends whos bunnies have died because they haven't had time to take care of it during their Senior Projects. I would have loved that person forever if they could have just let me have their bunny to take care of for a few months. Even with my Senior Project going on, I would have cared for their bunny so hard. I'm too old to have a bunny of my own right now, since I'm going to college in a few months, and my parents don't want to keep up with a bunny on top of a geriatric kitty.

Dear Baby Jesus, please send me an answer to my Bunny woes. Love, Martha.

I am average!

2010 started out very....AVERAGE
ah. ha hahaha. haha. ha.
I got a entry posted on My Life Is Average (MLIA) on January 1st, 2010. It made me very happy.