Hey Mom, Hey Dad

My parents have discovered my blog. Which means I will have to edit my posts because I know they will be looking. So let's talk about sex.

Instead of getting on my pedestal about how I don't think anyone should have sex until they're married, I'm gonna talk about Kitty sex. We caught our old geezer Maggie doing the dirty with another cat a few years ago. How dirty. You go kitty. You don't know what marriage is, so why not have kitty sex with whatever kitty is on the street corner? She's neutered, or spayed, whichever it is. So let it go Maggie. I'm happy for you.

In other news, I'm ready to watch Sweeney Todd again. It has been a difficult struggle getting to this point. The last time I watched Sweeney Todd, I couldn't eat meats for an entire week. But, due to my obsession with musicals and Helena Bonham Carter, I can't stay away for long.

Happy 1 year, and Christmas, and Jesus

It's Christmas. It's also my boyfriend Max and I's one year. To awkwardly clear up, he didn't ask me out a year ago on Christmas. He asked me out on August 25th, 2008. We broke up over the summer...long story. Either way, when we got back together and did the math, 365 days of dating = Christmas Day. How cute. He got me a charm bracelet with: "A Dream is a wish your heart makes" locket charm, a treble clef charm, and a tigger charm. AWWWWWW! I love him so much, and I know he'll be reading this sometime, so...HEY MAX :)!

Now, rant time. Jesus is now out in our nativity sets today. But I don't understand why he isn't always out. Well, I know why. My youth pastor Adam Bowling convinced my parents that Baby Jesus shouldn't be put out in the nativity set until Christmas Day. I think it's stupid. He changed his stance this year because I'm babysitting his kids twice a week for $25. However, my parents don't honor this bribe like I do. So they hid baby Jesus until Christmas Day. I had to put stuffed animals and fruit in the nativity sets just to keep it from looking naked.

Happy Birthday Kitty

It's Christmas Eve Eve, which means it's my kitty Maggie's birthday. She's not a kitty anymore though, she's a teenager! 13 years old! She's becoming grumpy in her old age. I remember it as if it were yesterday when we got her. I was 4 years old, and Mom and I bought it without my Dads knowledge because he wouldn't allow it since he had a cat allergy, but we tricked him anyways. Yay us. I remember also when my sister Anna came along and had the same feline allergy. We weren't getting rid of Maggie though, Maggie came first. Even though Maggie is getting really, really annoying now that she's ancient, she's still been with us for 13 years now, and I love her regardless.

Lessons and Carols

So today was my church's annual service of 'Lessons and Carols'. We always have this service on the 4th Sunday of Advent, and even though I had two ear infections, and was snowed in, I had to go to it. My wonderful boyfriend Max came with me since none of my family was going except my Dad, who was already at the service since he was singing. Poor Max had to deal with my on-going 'I'm not going, never mind I am going, nope I'm not going, yeah maybe I will go' and didn't find out until an hour before the service that I was going to suck up how bad I felt and go to the service.

I'm really glad I went to the service, even though most of the musicians hired could not make it due to the snowy weather. Because even though Lessons and Carols was not as good this year, that doesn't mean it wasn't an amazing service. I also could not sing in the service because I had no voice, which took away part of the service for me. But I still left the church in a very Christmasy mood.

Sickness and Snow

So yesterday it snowed about 10 inches at my house. This is the biggest snow of my life so far, and I'm sick on the couch with a fever. I knew I would regret it forever if I didn't go out and play in the snow for a bit, so I took some Dayquil and sucked it up. I made my very first snowman :)

5 Least Favorite Disney Characters

Here is a List of my least favorite Disney Characters. Most of these aren't characters you are supposed to dislike. I hate Ursula as much as anyone else, and cringe whenever she takes Ariel's voice away, but these are the characters I hate the most that were not intended to be hated:

Bambi's Dad
Bambi's Dad annoys me for several reasons. He was never there for Bambi, never talked to Bambi, and when they saw each other, they were fighting. Everyone spoke to Bambi, including a skunk, except for his Dad. I just wanted the Dad to say "Hey Bambi, I still love you even though I'm busy saving the forest. So sorry about your Mom dying, K TTYL."

Beast
I'm not going to lie, I feel horrible for not liking Beast. But he brought it on himself. Belle was practically falling at his feat and he was being a meanie-face. I understand he's ugly and all, but he doesn't have to be such a bish about the west wing to someone who is falling in love with him!

Chesire Cat
The Chesire Cat from Alice in Wonderland is asking to be on this list. I understand the cat was supposed to be comic relief and stuff, that's great. But the Cat just seems to be popping in and making life hard for Alice by not helping her out, and disappearing just for kicks.

Christine Robin
Now, I love Winnie the Pooh. It's my favorite Disney show/movies ever. I love all of the adventures and all of the fun. But Disney made the biggest mistake of all by replacing Christopher Robin with Christine Robin. This made me so upset I almost wrote off the show entirely. Almost. So I guess I don't hate Christine Robin per-say, however, I guess I just miss Christopher Robin. But it's not like Christine Robin has much going for her either.

Tink
Tink is the biggest bitch ever, in my eyes. I don't understand at all why everyone likes her. She was a bitch to Wendy! I don't understand why everyone doesn't love Wendy more, but no, it's all about Tink. Yay! Let's all go be bitches to nice girls! Good job, Tink.

The End.

Babies

So it was snowing for the first time in forever in North Carolina. We still had to go to school till 9:30, so first period was hard to concentrate in. So what else was there to think about? Nothing other than babies. I'm sure I want a family, not any time soon, I mean, I'm only a Senior in High School. But it's good I thought about my future children now, because later on when I'm getting married or whatnot, I may not have this valuable first-period-snow-time to really evaluate when I want my kids.

So I've determined that when I am married and ready to have kids, I want to get pregnant each time in the beginning of August. Being pregnant in the winter seems preferable to me, because I wouldn't have to be extremely hot and looking for escape in the refrigerator. Instead I could easily just go outside naked in the snow. Given that I live in a place with snow, which, while I'm pregnant, I will have to. This would mean that my future offspring would be born in early May, which is quite preferable for them, since the beginning of May means that they can have all of their friends over at their birthday parties since the invites can be sent out at school, and it won't conflict with any major final exams so their birthdays won't be ruined by a stupid final English exam. It's a win-win.

Now, my kids names took a bit longer to figure out, but I'm glad I can now have piece of mind at age 17 and don't have to decide their names later.

My first kid will be named Oliver Sebastian, he'll be a boy and born on May 5th. I like the name Oliver, and Sebastian is from my favorite band Belle and Sebastian.

My second kid will be a girl, I'm not quite sure her name yet (give me another week) but she'll be an early bird and be born on April 20th. She'll be a red head too, just because I love the color purple and no hair looks better with purple than a red head.

My last kid will be named Ernest. I'm naming him Ernest after my favorite play "The Importance of Being Ernest". Ernest will be born on December 4th, because I would want to switch things up and be pregnant during the summertime.

Now, while I won't act on this plan any time soon, and the kids will obviously be born few years apart (3, to be exact), this is a good thing for me to decide on now. The only thing I have left to do is go to college, graduate college, get married, and then convince my husband that this was all my idea.