Dear Uncle John is now on my Facbeook

John
So when will your Daddy come into the 21st century and get a facebook?

Martha
father dearest will not be getting a facebook

John
You won't allow it?

Martha
yes, and my word is royal decree.

John
You are mean!

Martha
haha

I showed him a blog I started one time, and he ended up checking it every single day and commenting on it

so I made sure that the rest of the blogs I posted were about sex

so he wouldn't talk to me about them

John
Maybe he is just too old. That would work.

Martha
Too bald

John
Good point