Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Hey Mom, Hey Dad

My parents have discovered my blog. Which means I will have to edit my posts because I know they will be looking. So let's talk about sex.

Instead of getting on my pedestal about how I don't think anyone should have sex until they're married, I'm gonna talk about Kitty sex. We caught our old geezer Maggie doing the dirty with another cat a few years ago. How dirty. You go kitty. You don't know what marriage is, so why not have kitty sex with whatever kitty is on the street corner? She's neutered, or spayed, whichever it is. So let it go Maggie. I'm happy for you.

In other news, I'm ready to watch Sweeney Todd again. It has been a difficult struggle getting to this point. The last time I watched Sweeney Todd, I couldn't eat meats for an entire week. But, due to my obsession with musicals and Helena Bonham Carter, I can't stay away for long.

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